While you wait with bated breath for Stone to flop or fly, have some Dr. Zaius Zaius Nation funtime, as Captain America Dick Cheney liberates a village....
.... McCain and Palin launch their Plan 9 From Outer Space ....

.... Miss Alaska rocks her body while the McMaverick yucks it up in a tux ....
... and a heroic Obama-man adventures across the 8th dimension.
NOW, BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED LIPSTICKS AND PIGS:
"Yup, still a pig," from Glockoma's photostream.
"Lipstick on a Pig (Nob Hill Bar & Grill Style)," from Tom Turnbull's photostream.
A kid's story in which a "White House Pet arrives.... An Alaskan pig...," from PLANALP's photostream.
"He's right, you know. It's still a pig," from bitrot's photostream.
"Is Sarah Palin an Enemy or Hero of Feminism," asks this pic from jerm9ine's photostream.
Lipstick on a hairy pig, via Zorboard.com and FreakingNews.com.
Bush says, "Whoa, I'm gonna need more lipstick [for this Military budget]" in this Daryl Cagle MSNBC comic, found by aggybird.
Read Shlomster's A Writer's Guilt / Gilt / Guild post, "From Bitch to Swine, or: Am I in Hot Water Yet?"